"...in addition, for those who whish to take up residence permanently in the uk, we will include a requirement to pass an english test before such permanent citizenship is granted." (source: BBC)

Dear Mr. Blair,
does that mean that all Brummies, Scousers, Geordies, Gingers, Welshmen, Northern Irish and Cornish will be expatronised?
I think you're taking the general idea of SBE a little bit too far. What would be left apart from the South East? London and a bunch of Counties, most of which ending on "- sex"!
Marvelous!!!